A post of questionable repute

Dig this irresistible free offer for the ladies! I recommend every link on that page. I loved the "terms" (particularly the part about how there's one special service George performs only for women he's dating), but my favorite part was the application. Do you suppose he keeps meticulous charts tracking the optional "statical purposes only" data?

Ann Coulter's best performance of all time.

In my salad days, I didn't care if a man had a Playboy in a his nightstand drawer or even something more graphic, but a stack of Hustler magazines on the coffee table rendered him as untouchable as a filthy toilet seat. That was then. I don't even know if they still print Hustler. But there's always something, girls. If he has a pair of these on his vehicle, he probably doesn't have a pair on his body or a brain in his head. Run like hell.

Thanks to Hal and Randy for links one and two, respectively.